Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasori: no.
Deidara: Do you like me?
Sasori: not really.
Deidara: Do you want me?
Sasori: no.
Deidara: Would you cry if I left?
Sasori: no.
Deidara: Would you live for me?
Sasori: no.
Deidara: Would you do anything for me?
Sasori: no.
Deidara: Choose me or your life.
Sasori: My life.
Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:
Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.